The Freshworks biopic. A prediction.

In the next biopic, Akshay Kumar will play Girish Mathrubootham, his entire family, the dog, and all the 500 employees who became Crore-patis after the NASDAQ listing. He will then proceed to buy all the tickets and be all the audience. It will be a national-award-winning film. Because on the jury would be, apart from him, Kangana Ranaut, and Vivek Agnihotri, both of whom will be Akshay Kumar in their getup. The PM will have a special screening, but it would be Akshay playing the PM watching the movie. Eventually, he will be the he in the he that is watching the he playing the he in the film, making him the ultimate he-man of Indian cinema. Abe tu kyaa dekh rahaa hai? Tu bhi Akshay Kumar. Hum sab Akshay Kumar.

P.S: How do you know I am not Akshay Kumar playing me? Have you ever seen him and me together?