My made-up team is better than your made-up team.

Bengaluru Football Club v/s ATK Kolkata Live on Star Sports 2

Little boys (no, seriously, I don't mean "little boys" as an analogy or anything for the players or spectators. I mean actual little boys, perhaps no more than 8 or 10-years-old, who accompany the team into the stadium) proud of the team colour and logo on their t-shirts shoving and pushing each other away to show off to the camera that their team is the best, two of them even getting to fisticuffs and the other joining in the melee because an insult to the team t-shirt and logo is an obvious sign of weakness and cannot go unpunished. The anchors are laughing at this and encouraging them gamely.

It's so easy. Really. Literally child's play.