Akshay Kumar's next big role.

When is the next Akshay Kumar movie coming out in which he plays an Indian secret service officer deep inside China when he discovers the #COVID19 virus, initially refusing to risk blowing his cover to warn the Chinese, then after an emotional scene with a dying old man (a Uighur Muslim, played by Akshay himself), presents himself to the Chinese authorities and explains his discovery, is jailed, breaks out, learns medicine, masters chemistry, discovers a cure, leads the medical team in Wuhan, stays up all day and night caring for Chinese patients, finally defeating the virus, ending in a triumphant return, and the beginning of a new era of friendship between India and China (where the Chinese President is given a lecture in public about Indian traditions and culture, and he, Jinping also played by Akshay, appears suitably chastised and in turn disses the Pakistani Ambassador in favour of India in a live tv press conference), avoiding a global pandemic, stopping a nuclear war, and establishing the superiority of Indian (read Hindu) culture, and his love interest, played by Saif's daughter, who is shown as a left liberal secular leader of JNUSU realises her wrong choices (no, not regarding him, but in general) and turns a new leaf by resigning from her leftist political party after a rousing speech about how students should be studying and not "playing politics" and turning up at her future mother-in-law's (played by Dimple Kapadia) place to give her support as her lover fights out for humanity overseas?


Maybe it could be dubbed in Italian later and released in Europe as "Quo Vadis 19?" as it is edited to play as a flashback narrated by his great-granddaughter, who is now the President of Akhand Bharat, including Tibet, which China gave away willingly, and talks of the good old days of 2019 and asks where they went.

And yes, almost forgot: Akshay also plays the virus.

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